You must be the square root of two because I feel irrational around you.

Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!

Let’s take each other to the limit to see if we converge

I’ll take you to the limit as X approaches infinity.

Are you a math teacher? Because you got me harder than calculus.

I heard you’re good at algebra – Could you replace my X without asking Y?

You are the solution to my homogeneous system of linear equations.

My love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function

I’ve been secant you for a long time.

If I’m sine and you’re cosine, wanna make like a tangent?