Girl, are those space pants? Cause your butt is out of this world!

5

Are you harembes enclosure? Cause i’ll drop a kid inside of you!

3

When I was walking by, I noticed you stalking so.. what’s up?

4

Your place or mine? Tell you what? I’ll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.

4

You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!

3

You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.

2

You might be asked to leave soon. You are making the other women look bad.

2

Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?

2

Will you be my girlfrien? I left out the ‘d’ cause you’ll get that later!

2

With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren!

4